Minecraft Splashes

• As seen on TV!
• Awesome!
• 100% pure!
• May contain nuts!
• Better than Prey!
• More polygons!
• Sexy!
• Limited edition!
• Flashing letters!
• Made by Notch!
• Coming soon!
• Best in class!
• When it's finished!
• Absolutely dragon free!
• Excitement!
• More than 500 sold!
• One of a kind!
• Heaps of hits on YouTube!
• Indev!
• Spiders everywhere!
• Check it out!
• Holy cow, man!
• It's a game!
• Made in Sweden!
• Uses LWJGL!
• Reticulating splines!
• Minecraft!
• Yaaay!
• Singleplayer!
• Keyboard compatible!
• Undocumented!
• Ingots!
• Exploding creepers!
• That's not a moon!
• l33t!
• Create!
• Survive!
• Dungeon!
• Exclusive!
• The bee's knees!
• Down with O.P.P.!
• Closed source!
• Classy!
• Wow!
• Not on steam!
• Oh man!
• Awesome community!
• Pixels!
• Teetsuuuuoooo!
• Kaaneeeedaaaa!
• Now with difficulty!
• Enhanced!
• 90% bug free!
• Pretty!
• 12 herbs and spices!
• Fat free!
• Absolutely no memes!
• Free dental!
• Ask your doctor!
• Minors welcome!
• Cloud computing!
• Legal in Finland!
• Hard to label!
• Technically good!
• Bringing home the bacon!
• Indie!
• GOTY!
• Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
• Euclidian!
• Now in 3D!
• Inspirational!
• Herregud!
• Complex cellular automata!
• Yes, sir!
• Played by cowboys!
• OpenGL 1.1!
• Thousands of colors!
• Try it!
• Age of Wonders is better!
• Try the mushroom stew!
• Sensational!
• Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
• Play him off, keyboard cat!
• Guaranteed!
• Macroscopic!
• Bring it on!
• Random splash!
• Call your mother!
• Monster infighting!
• Loved by millions!
• Ultimate edition!
• Freaky!
• You've got a brand new key!
• Water proof!
• Uninflammable!
• Whoa, dude!
• All inclusive!
• Tell your friends!
• NP is not in P!
• Notch <3 ez!
• Music by C418!
• Livestreamed!
• Haunted!
• Polynomial!
• Terrestrial!
• All is full of love!
• Full of stars!
• Scientific!
• Cooler than Spock!
• Collaborate and listen!
• Never dig down!
• Take frequent breaks!
• Not linear!
• Han shot first!
• Nice to meet you!
• Buckets of lava!
• Ride the pig!
• Larger than Earth!
• sqrt(-1) love you!
• Phobos anomaly!
• Punching wood!
• Falling off cliffs!
• 0% sugar!
• 150% hyperbole!
• Synecdoche!
• Let's danec!
• Seecret Friday update!
• Reference implementation!
• Lewd with two dudes with food!
• Kiss the sky!
• 20 GOTO 10!
• Verlet intregration!
• Peter Griffin!
• Do not distribute!
• Cogito ergo sum!
• 4815162342 lines of code!
• A skeleton popped out!
• The Work of Notch!
• The sum of its parts!
• BTAF used to be good!
• I miss ADOM!
• umop-apisdn!
• OICU812!
• Bring me Ray Cokes!
• Finger-licking!
• Thematic!
• Pneumatic!
• Sublime!
• Octagonal!
• Une baguette!
• Gargamel plays it!
• Rita is the new top dog!
• SWM forever!
• Representing Edsbyn!
• Matt Damon!
• Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
• Consummate V's!
• Cow Tools!
• Double buffered!
• Fan fiction!
• Flaxkikare!
• Jason! Jason! Jason!
• Hotter than the sun!
• Internet enabled!
• Autonomous!
• Engage!
• Fantasy!
• DRR! DRR! DRR!
• Kick it root down!
• Regional resources!
• Woo, facepunch!
• Woo, somethingawful!
• Woo, /v/!
• Woo, tigsource!
• Woo, minecraftforum!
• Woo, worldofminecraft!
• Woo, reddit!
• Woo, 2pp!
• Google anlyticsed!
• Now supports åäö!
• Give us Gordon!
• Tip your waiter!
• Very fun!
• 12345 is a bad password!
• Vote for net neutrality!
• Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
• MAP11 has two names!
• Omnipotent!
• Gasp!
• ...!
• Bees, bees, bees, bees!
• Jag känner en bot!
• This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
• Haha, LOL!
• Hampsterdance!
• Switches and ores!
• Menger sponge!
• idspispopd!
• Eple (original edit)!
• So fresh, so clean!
• Slow acting portals!
• Try the Nether!
• Don't look directly at the bugs!
• Oh, ok, Pigmen!
• Finally with ladders!
• Scary!
• Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
• Twittered about!
• Jump up, jump up, and get down!
• Joel is neat!
• A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
• Huge tracts of land!
• Welcome to your Doom!
• Stay a while, stay forever!
• Stay a while and listen!
• Treatment for your rash!
• "Noun" is an autonym!
• Information wants to be free!
• "Almost never" is an interesting concept!
• Lots of truthiness!
• The creeper is a spy!
• Turing complete!
• It's groundbreaking!
• Let our battle's begin!
• The sky is the limit!
• Jeb has amazing hair!
• Casual gaming!
• Undefeated!
• Kinda like Lemmings!
• Follow the train, CJ!
• Leveraging synergy!
• This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
• DungeonQuest is unfair!
• 110813!
• 90210!
• Check out the far lands!
• Tyrian would love it!
• Also try VVVVVV!
• Also try Super Meat Boy!
• Also try Terraria!
• Also try Mount And Blade!
• Also try Project Zomboid!
• Also try World of Goo!
• Also try Limbo!
• Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
• Also try Braid!
• That's super!
• Bread is pain!
• Read more books!
• Khaaaaaaaaan!
• Less addictive than TV Tropes!
• More addictive than lemonade!
• Bigger than a bread box!
• Millions of peaches!
• Fnord!
• This is my true form!
• Totally forgot about Dre!
• Don't bother with the clones!
• Pumpkinhead!
• Hobo humping slobo babe!